I am tempted to win your favor by declaring I wrote this Almanac for Planners solely for the public good. However, this is insincere and you are too wise for the deception of this pretense. The fact is I am excessively poor and, unfortunately, excessively wifeless. To address both problems, I must begin to make some profit since every potential wife always asks, “What kind of car do you drive?” I always have to reply, “I walk”, and the potential wife thinks I am a deviant.
Indeed, this motive would have been enough to write this Almanac many years ago except for the overwhelming desire of the public and professionals to only hear what they want to hear and my overwhelming desire to secure a salary. I am now of sufficient age to no longer care about telling people what they want to hear but only about what they need to know. This has freed me to write this Almanac for Planners in increments of ten cause it worked for Moses and the Almighty. Hopefully, my Almanac gains your likes and retweets as a means of demonstrating the usefulness of my efforts but also your charity to this poor Friend and Servant,
On the Regular Grid
21. Ancient Greeks and Romans built civilization on the regular grid. It is arrogant to think we know better.
22. Underestimating the instrumental power of the regular grid is a mistake and often leads to its abuse.
23. Regular grids are about right angles. Deformed grids are about open angles. Sprawl is where angles go to die.
24. Regular grids are relentless in their rightness… think about it.
25. Thomas Jefferson gave us the American regular grid. A committee of roadway engineers gave us suburban sprawl. Always walk with giants, never ride in the clown car.
On Real Estate Agents
26. Real estate agents are salesmen. They are natural-born obfuscators. Never believe a word they say.
27. Standing on your head while looking in a mirror is usually the best way to detect the realtor’s truth.
28. Real estate agents sell space, not walls.
On Urban Planning
29. If urban planning isn’t about good design, then it’s about nothing and worth as much.
30. “Whatever is best for me” is not a valid philosophy for urban planning… or living.
The Issue 4 cometh soon!